Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Top Ten Reasons To Be a Priest

(10)  Everyone looks slimmer in black

(9)  No mortgage payments

(8)  Free meals at homes of parishioners

(7)  No in-laws :-)

(6)  Police seldom ticket guys in collars

(5)  Make your mother proud

(4)  Possibly become pope

(3)  Baptize cute babies -- but no 3 a.m. feedings

(2)  You don't have to worry about getting a seat at Mass

(1)  Everyone knows your name

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