Sponsors

Sponsors have been there, and they often have more concern, hope, compassion, and confidence for us than we have for ourselves.
They certainly have had more experience. Remembering their own condition, they reach out to help, not down.

A recovering alcoholic without a sponsor is much like a ship without a rudder.

E S H = Experience, Strength and Hope.

Rent-A-Sponsor

RENT-A-SPONSOR

• Are you tired of being told like it is? 
• Still looking for that easier, softer way? 
• Had enough of that same old time-tested direction? 

No Reading ! No Writing! No Deadlines!

STANDARD FEATURES INCLUDE: 

*Listening to your sniveling without constant reference to the Big Book or Steps!

*Co-signing your excuses and rationalizations!

*Work only the Steps you want, in the order you choose!

*Learn the secret of giving it away before you even have it!

*Why "walk the walk" when you can just "talk the talk?"

*Remember, it's better to look good than to feel good!

*Why save your ass at the cost of losing your face? 

FOURTH STEP WRITING SERVICE NOW AVAILABLE

YES, WE WILL WRITE YOUR INVENTORY FOR YOU

Yes, at Rent-A-Sponsor we know how

unique you are and we do understand!

HALF MEASURES ARE OUR SPECIALTY!

Call 1-900-O-POOR-ME or 1-900-POUR-ME-1

Call now and receive a free copy of

"Staying Sober on War Stories Alone"!

Before, Not After

Call your sponsor before, not after,

you take your first drink.

 

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