My daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my
allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of
the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop.
Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converter.
Then sell my new car. Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.
Then disown me and never talk to me again.
And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my
brother."
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Well, she didn't quite say it like that.
She actually said...
"Dad, I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign."
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