You could hear a pin drop
When in
He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the
The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.
You could have heard a pin drop.
Then there was a conference in
During a break one of the French engineers came b a ck into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to
A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck.
We have eleven such ships; how many does
You could have heard a pin drop.
A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the
Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, 'whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.' He then as ked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?'
Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, 'Maybe it's because back in '44 the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'
You could have heard a pin drop.
A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently went to
At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.
"You have been to
Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to
"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."
The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible monsieur. You Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in
The American senior gave the French man a long hard look.
Then h e quietly explained. "Well, when I came ashore at
You could have heard a pin drop.
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